Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Dear Terrorist, Be My Sweetie, Love ACLU.

Leave it to the brilliant people at the ACLU to figure out who the real victims are. Here, being the idiot I am, I thought that maybe the hundreds of people that died in 9/11 were the victims. Or, the thousands of solders who have fought and died after 9/11 to defend our country. What a moron I was!

The real victims here are the TERRORISTS! It's true, because the ACLU said so!

Obama decided to grow some common sense and NOT show those detainee pictures, and boy, is the ACLU ticked off! They KNOW that those poor, misunderstood, abused terrorists need a voice. Never mind that these photos may recruit more Al-Qaeda, thus causing more casualties and possibly more terrorist acts in our country.

Oops, my bad. "Terrorist" and "Terrorism" isn't PC. Let's call them "Peacefully Challenged". Or....."Well-Meaning Men that Just Happen to Have A Bomb Under Their Jacket", or...."Future Welfare Recipients".

Anyway, the ACLU and all the other Lefties are gasping like landlocked fish and crying "foul" over Obama's backtrack. Their Savior is betraying them! He's picking the troops and the safety of our country over these well-deserving people who would love to rip off all our heads and spit down our throats. The horror! The nerve!

You know what Janeane Garofalo would probably say.... "This isn't about protecting our troops or honoring the 9/11 victims. He doesn't know his history. This about hating the Muslims!"

Seeing Lefties squirm. Priceless! It's moments like these that put a smile on my face.

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