I heard that Congress is working on a new National Anthem, something for suitable for our times. It goes something like this:
Let me tell you how it will be;
There's one for you, nineteen for me. '
Cause I�m the taxman, Yeah, I�m the taxman.
Should five per cent appear too small, Be thankful I don't take it all.
'Cause I�m the taxman, Yeah, I�m the taxman.
(if you drive a car, car;) - I�ll tax the street;
(if you try to sit, sit;) - I�ll tax your seat;
(if you get too cold, cold;) - I�ll tax the heat;
(if you take a walk, walk;) - I'll tax your feet.
Taxman!
'Cause I�m the taxman, Yeah, I�m the taxman.
Don't ask me what I want it for, (ah-ah, mister Wilson)
If you don't want to pay some more. (ah-ah, mister heath)
'Cause I�m the taxman, Yeah, I�m the taxman.
Now my advice for those who die, (taxman)
Declare the pennies on your eyes. (taxman)
'Cause I�m the taxman, Yeah, I�m the taxman.
And you're working for no one but me
Ok, That's a Beatles song. But pretty accurate, don't you think?
14 years ago
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